I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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