No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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