I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
be right there i have to get my cape
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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