I must be too annoying 4 u.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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