Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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