she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm sobbing to NWA
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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