Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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