a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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