Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
