I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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