How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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