I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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