i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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