He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she smelled like a LAN party
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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