It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize