I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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