Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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