How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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