I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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