I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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