Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
