Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
worst night to have a conscience
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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