party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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