So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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