i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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