I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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