Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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