I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
We are all done wearing pants today
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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