WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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