I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
well you can't waste a boner
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I believe in your delicious
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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