We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
