She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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