On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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