Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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