Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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