Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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