i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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