For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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