i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
