My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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