that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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