hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
