So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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