What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
be right there i have to get my cape
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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