Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
