After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Bring me that man meat
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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