This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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