Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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