he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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