His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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