did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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