Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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