I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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